A Picard in the streets, a Riker in the sheets. (he/him/él/le/il/lui)

Lud-in-the-Mist
Joined March 2007
If you didn't want me to set fire to the break room while zonked out on medical-grade cocaine and wearing nothing but a leopard-skin bathrobe, you shouldn't have advertised for a "rockstar programmer."
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What's this I keep hearing about Korean Popeye dolls?
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"It's simple. By day, I go to school. By night, I chase killers and crooks."
- C’est très simple. Le jour, je vais à l’école. La nuit, je cours après les assassins ou les escrocs
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Lore Sjöberg retweeted
me when i see lightning strike a tree
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"Strange New Worlds" is a very good show for bisexuals.
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Probably Georges Chaulet, who wrote 52 volumes about a young crimefighter named Fantômette, sort of a cross between Batman and Nancy Drew.
Quick. Without looking, which author do you have the most books by? For me it has to be Isaac Asimov, with a Stephen King a close second.
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Lore Sjöberg retweeted
Hey @SUBWAY why is a sign like this on the bathrooms by Sea-Tac airport?
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A rising tide drowns the poor.
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There's a Unicode symbol (⍼) with no known meaning. Conveniently, it has a right angle in it, so I've decided it means "Lore." I am a Unicode symbol, and a Unicode symbol means me!
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And I just noticed that the arrow can be read as an "S." Predestiny!
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Los Angeles makes me nervous. I have SoCal anxiety.
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Replying to @CorgiTeaTime
Because @loresjoberg is legend and hilarious
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My new mission: Introduce Gen Z fanfic writers to Brunching Shuttlecock's "Measurements: brunching.com/measurements.h… (nsfw but very very funny)
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One of the best things about owning a dog is that I know the names of a bunch of dogs in the neighborhood and only one person, and then only because he's extra nice to my dog.
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Replying to @loresjoberg
Hands-on Muppet Tour Guide: Kermit felt! Me: Okay, I’ll give you that one.
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Safari Guide: Zebra spotted! Me: You couldn't be more wrong.
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Spelunking Guide: Cave fish sighted! Me: Why do I keep hiring these guys?
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How can you tell there's been an orgy in the library? You can find come in the dictionary. (This is a terrible joke and doesn't really work written down, but it came to me in a dream so I figure I should share it since it's as close as I'm likely to get to divine revelation.)
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One thing I find interesting is that it's not inherently a sex joke. With a different set-up the punchline could be "…find blood in the dictionary" or "…find mustard in the dictionary." But it's not really a GOOD joke, so the naughtiness gives it what charm it possesses.
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"We have a policy that if a job candidate tells the only woman in the room to 'go get us some coffee, toots' we do not hire that candidate." "So you don't hire programmers who drink coffee? Idiots."
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How far afield do you have to go, evolutionarily, to be considered a furry? Can my fursona be an australopithecine?
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